REAL SCOTS ANSWER THE QUESTION,
"WHAT DO YOU WEAR UNDER YOUR KILT?"
"And how badly do you want to know?"
"How warm are your hands, then?"
"Me mother once told me a real lady wouldna ask.
She was right, God bless 'er."
"My Scottish pride."
"Play your cards right and you can find out."
"Sorry, lass, I'm a bit shy and no much good with words. Give me your hand..."
"A wee set o' pipes."
Admit it, you really want to know, don't you?
Scroll down for a wee bit 'o the cheeky truth.